:: June 2, 2005
I'm loco for Flickr! My photos are here. You can add me as a contact and make me feel important. I'm a late adopter, and I wish I had discovered it earlier. Flickr is the salvation from the guilt you feel over having a million digital photos laying around unorganized on three different computers. Those Ludicorp people are geniuses, I tell you. ::
:: November 12, 2003
The opposite of the Excitement Machine ::
:: October 23, 2003
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:: June 17, 2003
This is a real scan from a real beginning Irish language textbook. Well, I drew in the little squiggly lines to enhance the scene, but the implications of childhood alcoholism are 100% original. See the whole conversation (with translation) here. Ho ho! Those crazy Irish. They're all drunks! ::
:: June 4, 2003
Italian Lovers Sharing Coca-Cola, one of a series of postcards bought in Venice, Italy in 1993
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:: June 3, 2003
(Click for generously-sized version)
I have come across a box of weird stuff that I had forgotten about. I was collecting this stuff with the intent of displaying it on the web someday. It looks like that day has come. Rejoice, for the Picture Dump is Resurrected. ::
:: April 8, 2003
This might not be bona fide found art because it was put under our windshield wiper while we were parked at Givens Rec Center. Click for the full-sized two dollar hoes flyer. Print and distribute widely! Information like blow jobs wants to be free! ::
:: August 8, 2002
More photos. Can you tell I got some software? The Excitement Machine Goes to the Star of Texas Fair & Rodeo, March 2002 ::
:: August 7, 2002
Here it is, the long-awaited photos from our post-layoff trip to Mexico in late February/early March of this year.
P.S. This one is now audio-visual. ::
:: July 10, 2002
When Glu paid us a visit a few months back, he brought the Sky Mall catalog from his seat-back pocket to show us the above photo (see the whole page courtesy Google Catalogs). I was surprised to find that nobody has noticed yet ... the picture is in this season's catalog too. I mean, of all the times in the day that you could use. Coincidence? Duuuuuuuude, I totally think not. ::
:: April 24, 2002
Anthrax with Dr. Ruth, both in the prime of their careers. ::
:: April 14, 2002
Dog bootie ::
Does this not photo not make you hungry to visit Galveston? ::
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How gross is that -- a teddy bear with a "come-hither" pose. If your significant other gives this to you, this can't be too far down the line. ::
:: February 15, 2002
Hungry Charles, silver medalist, 1998 Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest.
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:: February 1, 2002
A field guide to poop.
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:: December 16, 2001
These were under "communist" and/or "propaganda."
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This one is my inspiration, my coup d'etat. You do need to see the bigger version (to do so, click on the picture) in order to fully appreciate what's going on here. They're local carpet entrepreneurs -- I don't know which ones -- who have just won some prize -- I don't know what for. Note that the Texas flag in the background is made out of carpet. The lady's expression is priceless, as is her lapel pin.
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I like in this one how almost everyone has their mouth open, even the Doughboy. It's my default expression when someone is taking a picture of me.
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I like this one because it's promoting liquor, yet in such an unexpectedly lo-fi way. Looks like they're trying to shake Jager's associations the fatherland and hunter's lodges in the Black Forest in favor of hot weather, sexy ladies, and fast cars.
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This is John, the official taster for Dreyer's Ice Cream. He travels across the country to hang out in grocery stores, answer questions, and offer samples of his company's products. To interview him, we were to show up in the frozen food aisle of a local grocery store at an appointed time.
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