
:: January 25, 2005
This may only be interesting to other language dorks, and if you're a true language dork and not a poser like myself, you probably already know about it: Language Log, a group weblog about language and linguistics. The contributors include celebrity linguists, former professors, and former student-colleagues who are now far more successful than I am. They're all great and entertaining writers. OK, forget what I said about "only interesting to language dorks," because the weblog covers pop culture aplenty, for instance stupid Starbucks' cup size nomenclature, Hook 'em Horns sign: satanic?, and Prince Harry's costume should not be taken as an indirect speech act that indicates approval of the Nazi regime. ::
:: January 12, 2005
My pal Greg, who is
1. one of the original Excitement Machine bowling team members
2. Austin's best music writer AND food writer
3. an extraordinary soft rocker
is now gracing the web with his very own weblog. Give it up for Greg Beets! (crowd roar)! ::
:: January 2, 2005
OBSERVED BIRD POOP PATERNS ON MY CAR AND PATIO WHICH I HAVE PAINSTAKINGLY DOCUMENTED AND PHOTOGRAPHED IN THE HOPE THAT I MIGHT DISCOVER SOME INVISIBLE INTELLIGENCE BEHIND IT ALL.
By J.R. Cope
1. "The Starfish"
2. "The Chicken Foot"
3. "The Blood Trail"
4. "Perfect Storm"
5. "The Beauty Mark"
6. "White And Black Attack"
7. "The Amazing Antenna Climber"
8. "The Fastball" or "Incoming!"
9. "Spilled Milk" or "Alpine Avalanche"
10. "Sticks and Stones"
11. "Little Green Men" or "Roswell"
12. "Purple Rain"
13. "The Stalagmite"
14. "Chinese Calligraphy"
15. "The Chilly Nipple" ::
:: January 1, 2005

Swapatorium found some mug shots of ladies from the 1940s. They all have fabulous hair. ::
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